Hired by “Sportsmen” for Fish and Wildlife

Could Larry Craig be a closet wolf lover? This one doesn't seem to be pleased by his advances 😉
Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife, a group who is turning out to be more for livestock than for wildlife, has hired former Senator Larry Craig to lobby for legislation which would remove protections from all wolves nationwide. This would leave the doors open for states like Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming to eradicate as many wolves as they please.
It amazes me that this manly man hunting group would hire a coward who is too scared to admit that he is gay. It highlights the hypocrisy of these groups who use hyperbole and fear against wolves and any other predator that they fear.
Maybe a little hyperbole and satire is in order 😉
Clarification and a note about the danger of satire: Larry Craig feeds the homophobia present in this society by hiding his sexual preference. While homophobia is no laughing matter, it should be noted that Larry proudly fought against the rights of people to love who they choose to love. I find that particularly disgusting and in particular need of satire of the ruthless variety.
-Ken
Larry Craig lobbies on wolf legislation.
By John Miller – Associated Press